[to the tune of 'Knights of the Round Table' from Monty Python and the Holy Grail]
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Parody written by the Dominion Rat
We're soldiers of the Jemmi label
We're on the Dominion side of the table
We're death machines who blow up things
While the wormhole is still stable
We're all the wussy Vorta's got
He gives us drugs and makes us fight a lot
[break for music]
We're soldiers of the Jemmi label
Vorta tricks are quite formidable
But many times, he sends our lines
While he hides under the table
We're narcotic mad in the Gamma Quad
We take in ketracel white a looooooot
[break for music, mild vandalism and tap-dancing]
In war we're tough and able [Vorta scream]
Quite indefatigable
Between our scaley bods and Changeling Gods
Who could impersonate Clark Gable
It's a busy life in the Gamma Quad
We like to worship the Founders a loooooot
End.
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Knights of the Round Table
[original lyrics:]
We're Knights of the Round Table,
We dance when ere we're able,
We do routines and chorus scenes
With footwork impeccable.
We dine well here in Camelot,
We eat ham and jam and spam a lot.
[break for music]
We're Knights of the Round Table,
Our show are formidable,
But many times, we're given rhymes
That are quite unsingable.
We're Opera mad in Camelot,
We sing from the diaphragm a looooooot.
[break for music, breaking things, and dancing]
In war we're tough and able, [chicken screech]
Quite indefatigable,
Between our quests we sequin vests,
And impersonate Clark Gable.
It's a busy life in Camelot,
I have to push the pram a loooooot.
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