Words of the Dominion
Memorable Dominion moments and quotes from its members or from outside parties.
Quark: "Because the Jem'Hadar don't eat, don't gamble, and they don't have sex. And what's more, the Founders don't eat, don't gamble, and they don't have sex either."
Ziyal: "Well, maybe, the Vorta are gluttonous, alcoholic, sex maniacs."
Thot Gor: "Brrkllrrrgrrrrlk."
Female Changeling: (sighs tiredly) "I wish you hadn't done that. That was Weyoun's last clone."
Garak: "I was hoping you'd say that."
Virak'kara: (proudly declares) "I. Am Eight."
Subtitles! Woo!
Major Kira is trying to convince Vedek Yasim to go along with Dominion occupation and let them send some of their aids to Bajor.
Kira: "We're talking about unarmed, VORTA supervisors."
Subtext: What are they gonna do, COMPLIMENT us to death?!
Ziyal: "Don't you see Father? This is your chance to show everyone who you really are! A forgiving, compassionate man, who is capable of mercy."
Gul Dukat's expression: ...are you...SICK?"
Major Kira was just speaking with Weyoun about Rom's execution. Storming out of the room, he stops her first.
Weyoun: "Major!"
Kira's expression as she turns around: WHAT you creepy little rat?
Weyoun: (points to the painting determinedly) "Would this be more aesthetically pleasing if it were blue?"
Kira storms out.
Weyoun's expression: (sad puppy look) I'm serious!
Gul Dukat: (in reference to the computer screen) "You do see it, don't you?"
Weyoun: (narrows his eyes and scowls) "Of course I do."
Basically what just happened:
Gul Dukat: You do see it, don't you? You blind little mole rat.
Weyoun: Bite me.
Damar: "She doesn't understand what it means to be your daughter!"
Subtext: Teehee. Damar wants to be your daughter.
Legate Ghemor: "But frankly Dukat, let's just say I don't like the company you're keeping."
Weyoun's expression: Hehehehee, I know.
Keevan's Jem'Hadar have just retrieved Garak and Nog, and the injured Vorta is questioning them.
Garak: (begins an obvious, elaborate lie) "Hello. My name, is Kamar...."
Immediately Keevan rolls his eyes and looks away, giving a soft, agonized cough.
Keevan subtext: I believe my intestines just started bleeding again...
Weyoun: (grinning ecstatically) "Major Kira you have no idea how much it pleases me to hear that!"
Kira's expression: Someone. Please. Get him. Away. From me.
Dukat: "Damar. I have a favor to ask you, its of a personal nature. A matter of some...delicacy. Its about my daughter."
Damar: "Ziyal?"
Dukat subtext: No, WEYOUN. Idiot.
Dukat: "I want you to go and convince her to...speak with me."
Subtext: All these women slap me, run away from me, attempt my murder, curse me, stop speaking to me, plot my overthrow, throw empty GLASSES at my NECK. What the heck did I ever do!?
Damar: "Sir I, really think I'll be more useful here tracking the enemy fleet..."
Damar's expression: Um, does Damar look like he's good with kids?
Weyoun: "Do we...have a deal?"
Sisko draws close, glaring down at him. Weyoun's expressions fall into a frown, clear eyes growing wider as he peers up at the big Terran buck
Subtext: (scared) Donthurtme!
Quark to the Cardassian Security Officer, who inspects Kira's suspicious lunch delivery.
Quark: "Stop poking it."
From one alien to another.
Odo: "To me you're just another prisoner. And I am not a Founder."
Weyoun: "You have no idea how much that hurts me to hear you say that."
Odo subtext: What, that I hate you, or that the latter of what I just said is the equivolent of going up to a small child on Christmas Eve and telling them Santa Claus doesn't exist?
Yelgrun: (bellows) "NO not in a few minutes NOW!"
Quark subtext: I think this Vorta is actually capable of eating me.
Female Changeling: "What the solids consider intimacy is only a shadow of the Link."
Subtext: Odo, when you join the Link, your entire life will be an orgasm. That's what the Link is. As important Gods of a vast galactic empire, that is all we do.
The genetically engineered gang is watching a recording of Dominion negotiations.
Patrick leans across the table and stares really close at the Weyoun hologram. Starts giggling.
Julian: "What is it Patrick?"
Patrick shakes head and waves a hand dismissively, still giggling.
Subtext: He's got funny ears!
Female Changeling: "You were one of one hundred infant Changelings sent out to explore."
One hundred? Odo must later recall linking with Laas while he was infected.
What Odo should have said: "...Actually its more like the six and a half...."
Damar and Weyoun 7 have decided that in order to kill Weyoun 6 they'd need to fire on Odo
Female Changeling: (walking in) "Fire at whom?"
Weyoun: (spins around and smiles placatingly) "Founder! How may I serve you?"
Female Changeling: "You can serve me by answering my question."
Subtext: I've got you there.
Weyoun's expression: I'm going to die.
Damar's expression: Ha-ha! I guess I'll be saying hello to Weyoun 8 in a minute (swigs his kanar)
Kira: (smiling) "You're really enjoying this, aren't you? All your sick little games."
Gul Dukat: (she started it) "I must admit. I do take a certain...perverse pleasure out of it."
Kira suddenly throws a glass at Gul Dukat, and it shatters violently on his neck ridge.
Gul Dukat's wide-eyed expression: Good GOD woman what did I do!?
The Vorta prisoner is escorted onto the Ferengi ship.
Keevan: "I'd advise you to send messages to your loved ones. And make sure your wills are in order."
"Why?"
Keevan: "Because as soon we leave this station you'll have signed your death warrants."
Narration: D'oh, dun listen to Keevan. He's just trying to scare you.
Jake Sisko: "He must have been working for the Kai. And when he didn't get it the Kai must have gotten angry. And we know how dangerous she is when she's angry..."
Subtext: She's a Bajoran Mike Tyson! (If she doesn't like your Pah she'll BITE YOUR EAR OFF!)
Kai Winn and Weyoun are walking through the habitat ring discussing the possible Bajoran non-aggression pact with the Dominion.
Weyoun: "Perhaps you'll tell me that you'll give the Prime Ministers of Bajor a positive response regarding the non-aggression pact?" (grins widely and tries to look sweet)
The Kai's expression: He's so cute. I don't have the heart to tell him I'd rather gut out his intestines with my bare hands.
Kai Winn reads Weyoun's clearly non-existant Pah.
Weyoun's expression: (from beginning to end as he smiles and then slowly frowns) Hehe...Eek, I guess don't have Pah ohmyGOD SHES GONNA BITE MY EAR OFF!
Keevan watches the Ferengi argue.
Gaila: "RISKED my LIFE and for WHAT? You've had this coming to you for a long time Quark!" (pulls out a disruptor)
Brunt (Jeffrey Combs) screams like a little girl, turns, and runs away. Its magic.
Gaila fires and Keevan is shot.
Keevan: "I. Hate. Ferengi." (dies)
Narration: The Vorta's last breath cursing his captors, he promptly dies looking really, REALLY annoyed.
Kilana: (sweet smile) "It seems we're reaching an impass."
Sisko: (quite bluntly) "It seems we already have."
Kilana's face twitches. The female Vorta glares like Satan and beams back to her Jem'Hadar.
Two seconds later. Sisko's dawning realization in full subtext: Oh SHHH-- AWWWHHHHHH! (runs like hell, screaming and flailing his weapon in one arm as he flees back to the ship) AWWWWWWHHH! OhmyGAWD! AWWWWWHHHHH! SSHHHH- AWWWHHHHHHH!
After the Dominion occupation was over.
Kira: (to Sisko) "You know how much I hated saying good morning to Dukat?"
Kira during the occupation:
Kira: (says good morning to Dukat in her own special way)
Dukat: ....Well. F**k you too!
Kilana's Jem'Hadar brings her a plate of her favorite food, and she offers some to Sisko.
Kilana: "These are q'lavas, a personal favorite. They're not poison if that's what you're thinking." (Smiles and eats one)
Subtext: Because that's exactly what I'm thinking.
Sisko: "Not to you anyway."
Kilana's expression: Damnit.
Captain Sisko and Gul Dukat are having a rather intense exchange of threats after Sisko finds out that Dukat sent a bottle of kanar to Legate Ghemor that contained enough poison to kill ten Cardassians. Weyoun finds this amusing, and in fact is in such a good mood today he takes a shot of the kanar.
Sisko's expression: WTF?!
Weyoun: (happily) "Oh my, that is QUITE toxic!"
Dukat: "Are you...insane?"
Weyoun subtext: Yes.
Weyoun: "Vorta are immune to most forms of poison, comes in handy when you're a diplomat." (laughs)
This abruptly ends conversation.
Sisko and Dukat exchange their last threats and Sisko leaves.
Dukat and Weyoun's expressions: (whistle) Phew. Smoooooth..
Doctor Bashir examines the badly wounded Vorta, Keevan.
Bashir: "He needs immediate surgery."
Sisko: "Now?"
Bashir's expression: No in a couple HOURS.
Sisko: (yells to Ramata'Klan) "Keevan's betrayed you!"
Ramata'Klan: (walks back to Sisko) "...It was obvious that approaching your base from this position was a deliberate technical error on his behalf."
Ramata'Klan subtext: (as if just now realizing) That filthy bastard.
Dukat toasts himself to two glasses of kanar, assuming that they'll win the battle.
Weyoun: "Aren't you being a little premature?"
Subtext: Pshaw, Dukat you are SUCH a drama queen!
Dukat: "I don't think so. Not with four hundred Dominion ships waiting to come through that wormhole."
Weyoun: "Those ships aren't going to be here for another five hours and need I remind you that a lot can happen in that amount of time --"
Dukat: "Dohhhh... (brushes it off and sits down) Tell me Weyoun, have you ever been diagnosed as, 'anhedonic'?"
Weyoun subtext: Did you not see me play Dabo?! Did or did I not take a shot of that kanar?
Kira comes to confer with Weyoun about Rom's execution.
Kira: "Well, maybe the Founders made a mistake."
Weyoun: "Gods don't make mistakes!"
Subtext: Okay, I would have thought about letting Rom go, I would have considered it but NO you have to come in and insult my friggin' GODS. I'm not doing crap for you now.
After a bout of insanity, Dukat was taken prisoner by the Federation. Sisko consults him.
Dukat: "To think I'd end up here.."
Sisko's expression: What, at the funny farm? I could have told you that.
Dukat: "You enjoy that, don't you? That constant reminder that you're they're Master..." (takes a vial of white and flashes Weyoun a psychotic look)
Weyoun subtext: Oookay, you're weird (takes the vial back)
Weyoun: "The Founders are the Masters I am simply their servant. As are the Jem'Hadar. And you."
Dukat: "But even amongst servants, someone has to be in charge, hm?"
Weyoun's expression: (glares) ....Are you implying something?
Dukat subtext: Lick my boots.
Sisko: "I've already met one of your people."
Borath: "By whom you're referring to Eris. Yes, she is a Founder just like the rest of us. Of course she couldn't so easily admit it while you had a phaser pointed at her head."
Small pause.
Borath: "I'm pleased to see you're not carrying one now."
Sisko: ......................................
Borath: ......................................